I do not know why on earth I am so irritable today.
Stumbled across this poem I wrote a while ago. I rather like it.
Moon, weaning off of human condition
waxing, purifying scars of steps
that have lightly touched down on this darkened surface.
To cure the cynic,
and enlighten the dreamer.
To assure the romantic,
and enliven the bodies of lovers.
And the Moon looks down upon these lovers
and feels their warmth through her own cold,
and wishes that she too would bask in the light of others,
under the light of another.
And she is lonely.
Loved by many,
but not by one.
oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
those are guitar strings
what the fuck even is my sexuality: the musical
including great hits such as
oh no he’s hot
oh shit she’s hot too
why is everyone hot
and everyone’s favorite
how did i used to think i was straight?
I can’t tell what that person over there identifies as and now I’m confused but slightly aroused
with the big finale
I dont even care anymore just have sex with me
Have not started it yet and I am not worried.
Gonna whip it out like a champ.
- I don't have sex.
- Patriarchy: Prude.
- I have sex.
- Patriarchy: Slut.
- I have safe sex.
- Patriarchy: Prude and slut at the same time.
- I got pregnant from having unprotected sex.
- Patriarchy: Dumbass slut.
- I got an abortion.
- Patriarchy: Baby killer.
- I had the kid.
- Patriarchy: Welfare queen.
- I got married, then had sex, then had a kid.
- Patriarchy: K, but we'll pay you less and blame your being a mother.
- I got married, then had sex, and became a full time mother.
- Patriarchy: You're a welfare queen too.
- I got married, then had sex, then worked at the same time.
- Patriarchy: You're a terrible mother, and don't ask us for help with daycare. Get back in the kitchen.
- I don't care what you think.
- Patriarchy: What a bitch.
- What the fuck can I do to make you happy, patriarchy?
- Patriarchy: lol what a doormat.